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NOTE: THIS IS ONLY FOR USERS WHO HAVE ALREADY DOWNLOADED THE APP BEFORE

Step 1: Verbalize Your Addiction

The first step to overcoming the problem is realizing that you have one. Tell a family member or close friend about your anger problem that you undoubtedly developed due to playing this game.

 

Step 2: Head to the App Store

After picking up the shattered pieces of your phone screen and self respect. Open up your iPhone and head to your app store.

 

Step 3: Head Over “Updates”

Since upgrading to iOS 7 you probably haven’t been here in a while. Your phone updates automatically now, making humans inherently more lazy than they were before. Which is actually impressive.

 

Step 4: Click “Purchased”

Even though this app was free, you still technically purchased it! Anyways…click on that banner and move on to the next step. The end is near!

 

Step 5: Scroll Down to FlappyBird

YES you can see it now! That little tiny bird that is controlling your life is almost in back in action. Once you scroll down, click on the cloud icon to begin your inevitable demise…I mean download.

 

Step 6: Wait 20 – 30 Seconds

You made it. You have the thing you previously thought you lost. The only thing now is to embark on this epic journey before it’s too late.

 

If You Don’t Have an iPhone

Get one. Sorry I’m not sorry Androids.